Sounds like you need a membership to... Gold’s Gym!

Now I’m picturing the guy pouring a bucket of gold into a coinstar machine.

Is that a 27lb. gold bar in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

You lost 1.6 Million in a mere twenty seconds? Welcome to your new job at Morgan Stanley!

This guy can help

If I had a bucket of illegal gold flakes I’m not sure I’d even know how to turn it into usable money.

Maybe find a way to melt it and turn it into Jewelry that you could then pawn?

Asking for a friend.

My first two thoughts on this.

Why so much fuhrer in the comments? I do nazi any problem getting these running. Someone could have them fixed in a blitzkrieg. Am I reich?

Props to the French for putting so much effort into not surrendering their cars they forgot about their country.

Just needs freon recharge

When it needs to be cleaned, just spray another layer of beadliner over it!

Jeep windshield folds down yo

This literally sounds like an episode of Law and Order SVU.

Presented without comment:

I don’t think bush is where his inclinations lie

The Fiero’s rear-end has more room available, but the rear-trunk needs to go. People have stuff 455ci Big Blocks in the back before (Through a Toronado transmission).

(Source: 1986 Fiero GT owner, member of local Fiero club)

Methamphetamine is the kit car owner’s cocaine 

I prefer hairless countach myself...