Maybe it’s Rust-o-leum

Nah Bro, Small sub because they got it from Tiffany. That shits expensive. Even came in a blue box with a bow.

Nonsense, because caterpillar drive.

fuck them, hope they smashed into a mermaid who sent them careening into an octopuses cunt who then stuffs them, with a wedgy of course, into Davey Jones locker. But in seriousness, respects to the mariners.

Imagine being trapped in a sub with a few dozen guys that eat nothing but fermented cabbage.

The Hunt for Green Cucumber

Crack pipe all the way. With the electrical issues you’re surely going to have, you can’t even expect the rear defogger to keep your hands warm while you push it home.

I had sex with both of them last week. It was so fabulous. It was because I complimented them on their new car. Incidentally, “Madison” (I’m not telling you her real name!) doesn’t own heels, because she broke her heel while hiking on Mount Rushmore and it healed off-kilter because she was on lots of drugs at the…

Can you hook me up with them? I’d like to bang both

How about this one?

The 2013 looks heavy and bloated and tall compared to the 2016. The 2016 looks svelte and low and menacing while the 2013 just looks dated and clumsy. I know it isn’t, and I didn’t think that when the 2013 first came out, but the new car sits much better and looks far more athletic.

Until I hack it...heheheh.

There’s no seals tax; they’re dolphins!

They’re going to bring you down to their rape caves.

I was a bit curious, but when I reread the article, I found they would house the b-2's in climate controlled hangers. so the poor techs have to swelter in the heat and humidity. being we lost one B2 to humidity, it would make perfect sense the Chinese building up island fortresses; we can never bomb them. damn plane…

North Korean spies always get caught at the banchan buffets.

He’s describing the Christmas tree from which it will hang.

They're taking his dinner order he wants meatballs after seeing the nuke

I think we just figured out where all those unused copies of Nickelback’s last CD went.

Lets be honest. A Bugatti owner wont be using turn signals anyway.