yeah but when it told you your door was a jar, at least it was a sensual Japanese voice to scold you, that or mine was a special educated one. early ones, like on the last 280zx cars, the voice box, was a small record player, really; gives up and goes and sits in his corner

hey, wait; does she have a sister named Bambi?

why? the only thing they'd stock would be hood emblems

unless, of course, Taylor Swift did rape you

I it just me, but does he look like a slightly younger Larry King?

cueing John Travolta

hold out for the third hour; pays better

think about all the suspect "JDM" he could buy on ebay

seriously; that is one ugly fucker; do all British TV shows employ Conan O'Brian stunt doubles?

in the 80's, I had a “friend” who did “flocking”; a glue like adhesive that you covered electrostatically and darn near looked like that. I was tempted, as I drove air cooled VW's back then, but being the 11-12th owner of the car, the humidity destroyed any cloth pieces ad left this horse hair mixed with mold smell;…

being he is in Turkey, if he was decapitated , ISIS would have claimed it was their doing; bastards

here is to hope that at least his mom doesn't look like "Carrot Top"

at Goodwood?

6 figures, counting the decimals

that is the greatest comment ever uttered

awesome car; I loved it and the end of the 280zx series; had all the correct "Transformers" looks to them; so hard to take a oval and make it transition to car to robot well, at least for 80's era kids. also like the Z cars, they both turned in to bloated, techno festival, of their parents. luxury cruisers, one and…

I would have to agree, how many meth users ride bikes to exercise ?

and for the Wal-martians, the PBR brewing company is on stand by and waiting for your next move

marathon runners; 26.2k or for lesser beings, 13.1k

a buddy of mine, okay, just a “friend”, is a master parts swapper. he has a buddy ( damn too many buddies ), who buys and sells auction cars. he picked up a 03 a6, 2.7 twin turbo, for about $2k; the timing went out and the chain as well as someone’s heart ,skipped a beat. so, they got to my friend’s house, and…