This may be the only time Trump finds a wall...

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

It was as if Ferrari decided to leave Formula One for a regional dirt track series in the American South.

“I would bring Tiffany to more events, but I’ve got Ivanka. I mean, look at her. Tiffany is great, but she’s not my first choice”

Almost as good as this: The radio timing perfectly for a pursuit flyby.

Holy fucking shit, I must be on some serious hallucinogens because I would swear that says LETTERS OF SUPPORT... FROM THE *VICTIM’S* MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHER... ASKING FOR THE RAPIST TO STAY IN THE COMMUNITY.

Thanks for all the FUCKING SUPPORT, Mom and Meemaw. I bet it means so much to your 12-year-old who was raped by a…

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”

Until someone can prove this cheat killed more people than the Takata airbags; I simply don’t care.

Got stuck behind one of these for 10 seconds back in 2005, when my Mustang was only a week old...got a cracked windshield for it.

Donut licker.

This is from that linked CNN article too: “Testifying at the hearing Friday, Camp offered this defense for his comments: “a non-existent” knowledge of Canadian criminal law.

Wait..so this is real?

Mad props.

This is the kind of heroism that literally every single American CEO should be capable of:

Everything I know about Armenia, I learned from my freshman year college roommate and his friends. I assume Karapetyan’s body broke down after going more than five minutes without a cigarette.

So it doesn’t need gas, obviously!

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.