Holy fucking shit, I must be on some serious hallucinogens because I would swear that says LETTERS OF SUPPORT... FROM THE *VICTIM’S* MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHER... ASKING FOR THE RAPIST TO STAY IN THE COMMUNITY.

Thanks for all the FUCKING SUPPORT, Mom and Meemaw. I bet it means so much to your 12-year-old who was raped by a…

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”

Until someone can prove this cheat killed more people than the Takata airbags; I simply don’t care.

Got stuck behind one of these for 10 seconds back in 2005, when my Mustang was only a week old...got a cracked windshield for it.

Donut licker.

This is from that linked CNN article too: “Testifying at the hearing Friday, Camp offered this defense for his comments: “a non-existent” knowledge of Canadian criminal law.

Wait..so this is real?

Mad props.

This is the kind of heroism that literally every single American CEO should be capable of:

Everything I know about Armenia, I learned from my freshman year college roommate and his friends. I assume Karapetyan’s body broke down after going more than five minutes without a cigarette.

So it doesn’t need gas, obviously!

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.

Oh boo hoo, someone says things I don’t agree with! If you don’t have the balls to stand up for something you believe in, then you don’t really believe in it that much. You’re acting offended just to act offended. And if you don’t choose to stand up for yourself, ignore it and move on with your life. Pretty simple.

I don’t think there was ever any real danger of that happening...

Third eye open, well done.

Silly man, the blow hole is on the other side.

Fuck you, now that’s stuck in my head.