because it’s meant for vaginas.

Everything I know about Armenia, I learned from my freshman year college roommate and his friends. I assume Karapetyan’s body broke down after going more than five minutes without a cigarette.

So it doesn’t need gas, obviously!

Shouldn't have crashed their drone. Next time try not crashing the drone.

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.

Oh boo hoo, someone says things I don’t agree with! If you don’t have the balls to stand up for something you believe in, then you don’t really believe in it that much. You’re acting offended just to act offended. And if you don’t choose to stand up for yourself, ignore it and move on with your life. Pretty simple.

I don’t think there was ever any real danger of that happening...

Third eye open, well done.

Silly man, the blow hole is on the other side.

Fuck you, now that’s stuck in my head.

......i had to....moon told me to

Those who saw Evans expose himself said that it was no big deal.

In the nicest way possible.... FUCK YOU! Ban me from driving, Sorry but some of us take it seriously and love it. I drive back and forth between Chicago and Atlanta even though flights are stupidly cheap because I love driving. Let’s ban your smart phone. It’s proven to be a distraction in every facet of life, people…