I think she flubbed them on purpose, in character.

Can we just skip this shit and get to the street fights against Nazis already?

Like, he doesn’t even have the fucking LANGUAGE skills to express a coherent thought, so we all have to guess at his meaning. When he said he had “the best words” he revealed his anxiety and frustration over his frankly shocking inability to articulate himself. Essentially; “me no talk good”.

This so called president really likes to tweet.

Oh please, that has nothing to do with an aging population and everything to do with the over-prescribing of opiates. Where do you think the heroin OD issue comes from? People who are (over)prescribed opiates, and once that runs out, find that heroin is way cheaper.

Of course tacos are not sandwiches and I’m continuing to monitor you to make sure you don’t misclassify things with respect to sandwichness.

“I’m vegan...”

He took this job willingly. No sympathy for Nazi spin doctoring trash.

I bet he got kicked out the AV club in high school for being TOO twerpy.

Hopefully the backlash to all this will be epic and we can go back to shooting nazis instead of putting them on the National Security Council.

Kellyanne is the worst, and Chris Mathews is an abomination to journalism.

5D chess here that the un-vetted terrorist refugees targeted the most Vette-d museum of them all.

Someone should have the phone in hand and every time she opens her mouth (or in her case, the lying hole) check the fact on line and show it to her.

From the Internets:

WHY THE MEDIA KEEP INTERVIEWING THAT WOMAN? STOP GIVING HER COVERAGE, DO NOT ASK HER ANYTHING, YOU ARE GIVING HER POWER.

Honestly now is the best time for this guy’s long-awaited comeback. With more and more regulations getting eradicated by the new administration in the White House, Tiger can finally get surgery to replace most of his bones with golf clubs. In a lot of ways, burdensome bone regulations are the thing that has been…

MY HOTTEST DAUGHTER PULLS HER LINE FROM FAILING NORDSTROMS! SUPER HOT! MY DAUGHTER I MEAN. SAD!

Note: I have noticed that Safeway Stores are still selling Donald Trump in powdered form: