When I lived in New Orleans, I came home one time and the power was out. I asked my roommate, the one who handled the bills, what happened. He shurgged his shoulders and said, “The bill came during Mardi Gras.”

Suddenly all those 2nd amendment nuts are making some good points.

Oh for fuck’s sake, third party candidates stole more votes from the GOP than they did the Democrats, just like Nader in 2000. But the Democrats refuse to acknowledge the possibility that THEY fucked up, so it’s time for a desperate search for scapegoats.

Blame Hillary and her staff for running a bad campaign if you want to blame anyone. Or all the primary voters who voted for her even though she didn’t have a very good chance of winning the general.

As a Bernie supporter that was realistic enough to vote for Hillary “just in case” (even though I live in California and there was basically no way it would matter here): yeah, keep pushing the DNC line about how Bernie and Stein supporters fucked all of us. They were definitely the *real* problem. /s

YOUR president. And hey just doing what you cock dribbles have been doing for the last 8 years. YOUR president is a fraud and a traitor to the country. Keep fucking that chicken dipshit.

You’re really giving him a lot of credit by suggesting anything he’s doing is part of anything even remotely resembling a plan.

Just hide the immigrants and refugees in libraries, H&R Block and sexual harassment prevention classes. Trump will never find them there.

our president is your racist uncle, lol

The feds can’t use state laws but don’t let the facts get in the way of your tilting at windmills.

Haha. By burn this shit to the ground, you mean publish a scathing comment on Jezebel and then complain about it to your partner.

Psst: your “extremely well qualified”candidate got her ass handed to her by a pus-filled anthromorphic talking hot dog.

Against the will of the people...complain about real things. There are enough real problems without wasting time whining about a free election. ya those superior, self sufficient states that are ranked 44th (Ca), 42nd (NY), 30th (Oregon), 43Rd (Maine) in fiscal solvency among us states...

I’ve got a new Trump swear jar. Every time I say “that mother fucking piece of shit”, I drop a few bucks in it. At this rate, I’ll be driving a Ferrari before the end of the year.

WAIT A SECOND.

He is the “peoples president” according to dumb-fucks.

Ah, good. I was worried we’d have to wait a whole week before the Dems started rolling over for Trump.

It’s not like they are limited to the number of cabinet nominees they can oppose.

I’m sorry, what part of 5 million women marching all over the country this past Saturday did you think meant “fuck it, approve everybody”?

This is a bad decision on both of their parts. There is no reason to support this nomination. This isn’t a simple matter of policy disagreements. Not only are his expressed policy positions contrary to the mission of the agency, he is simply unqualified for the job - he knows nothing about housing policy. To…