My goal for the next 4 years is to be invited to the White House so I can spit in DJT’s face when he goes to shake my hand.

Based on the last few weeks, a twisted part of me is actually sort of looking forward to Trump.... being raked over the coals by celebrities and the media for the next 4 years. I don’t know how he’s going to be able to cope with continuous, high-profile mockery, not only from the US but the rest of the world.

6/10, hat needs to extend more into face.

“A walk in the woods” So he went out to get high and someone thought it looked odd which in reality it fucking does because we all know it when we see it. Sucks that people narc but someone narc’d and he’s mad about it.

I do wonder if the nation truly has an endless fascination, or whether the subject is just low-hanging fruit on which lesser film makers hang their hang-ups.

Not related, but is anybody going to mention this:

“Fine, Vaughn! I’m done!” Did this elderly asshole just use his entire time to tell a shitty dig at a colleague, get huffy defending his shitty joke about passing out drugs, admit that he told President Obama that he needed a valium, and then just decide to not ask the actual nominee any questions?

So right! After watching this hearing on CSPAN, my neural pathways were rewritten.

Is it bad that I always read his name as “Greedy Fuckface McFuckerson?”

You can’t buy stock if you’re living paycheck to paycheck.

How small is that “very tiny investor class”? I’ve got money invested in my 401k. If Czar Trump reigns for the next 20 years, maybe that investment will balloon to many millions of Trump Bucks. In fact, I’m going to go buy that domain name right now...

So ironic that the candidate least suited to address these issues was the only one smart enough to campaign on them.

Come on HamNo, they’re totally going to bring back all that offshored corporate profit and invest it in the American worker. Just as soon as we agree not to tax any of it. Pinky swear, it won’t just pay out shareholders. That would be so rude.

He wasn’t a good fit in their system anyways. That’s what the recruiting services miss in their rankings. Sure a guy may have considerable skills, but is he a good fit? It’s not as easy as you think putting an armed robbery kid into a rape system.

although he did have to sit for a game for yelling, “Fuck her right in the pussy!”

Only for one of the Christmases instead of gifts we get sexually assaulted by a giant rotting pumpkin.

Guilty by association. Next case.

It went down like this, I would imagine:

For me, watching Tom Price is the visual equivalent of shitting a broken shard of glass.

tim kaine, al franken, murphy, bernie, bennet, elizabeth warren...