Twitter needs to raise the character limit for elected officials.

Seriously, if they’re going to host political discourse, there is absolutely no reason they should limit it to 140 characters. You get elected in your country, you get all the rope you need to hang yourself.

I got my kids a membership to the aquarium for Christmas, but they’re with their mom and her family for New Years, so I went by myself today.

Let’s be honest: those goofy scratch off tickets and fake keys that are mainstays of traveling circus shitshows like OnPoint and Redline are sleazy and are very effective at producing streams of irritated people that believe that they actually won something, all in the hopes that 0.5% of them will turn out to be…

I mean, the existence of CTE is pretty well established and while another high profile name to add to the list could potentially help shine even more light on the problem, the NFL won’t do anything about it. So taking that into consideration, why don’t we all just fucking respect the guy’s beliefs and understand that…

My guess would be that they were determining whether the gunshot was self-inflicted or not. It’s easy to sit here and wonder why an investigation was needed, but it’s probably a good thing that the authorities take a little time to rule out murder. You know, just in case he was murdered and there’s now a murderer…

Jesus, shows how perceptions completely defy reality. I am most certainly a “lady” and have never posted one thing on Reddit nor even read anything on 4Chan. You disagree with me (your right) and so assume I’m a man? Bizarre.

Sounds like a mess. Tote bag still had the tag on it but they made me wait for ‘approval’ for what seemed like 15 mins. The line was long and the cashier was acting like I was applying for a cash advance or something. I told her I’d be fine with store credit, yet still I waited. I legit thought they were trying to…

I’m really enjoying this screed on ‘how to be a master criminal’ /thumbs up/

Shut up, Tomato Face.

Love you, HamNo, but my only response to this is: No fucking shit. The warnings were around for months and months and months, but the DNC still nominated the only candidate who could possibly make Trump seem palatable. (“She still won the popular vote!” BFD. The Boston Red Sox had the best batting average in the…

Next time you are hanging out with your buddies, trip one and kick the other in the balls. Then report back about who was more upset.

4 year engagement? Congrats on them for realizing they weren’t getting married 2 years after everyone else knew it.

Hosts ask questions so that the guest can answer them.

That was called Jenny’s Head Fell Off and it was my favorite

I’m annoyed that that was cleared up so quickly that Trump didn’t have time to tweet something stupid about it.

Look. I don’t condone violence but if you’re gonna go after Drumpf, have some decency and don’t put anyone else life in danger. Maybe his butler is fair game, that guy sounds like an asshole too.

that can’t be trump...hands are too big. belly not big enough.

well dont worry too much cuz WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE

“Are people this fucking stupid?”

Don’t feel bad. She’s going to be hired as the head of Trump’s Small Business Administration. Huge promotion. Yuge.