Christ. I keep flashing on that episode of The Simpsons in which Mr. Burns kidnapped Tom Jones and forced him to perform for Marge.

Given his experience, Trump later named him Ambassador to Switzerland.

A long time ago, I worked for Starbucks. The store I worked at while on a busy main road, was not nearly as busy as the store could have been due to being on the wrong side of the road. At the time I was there, they closed for Christmas day, until one year when corporate was insistent on the store opening. Naturally…

If it’s wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

I think right now, President-elect of the United States, but other than that . . . nope.

The only thing to deduce then is that McCaffrey bet on his team.

I wish Trump would make like that tree and leave die.

57 is elderly now?

“People that go to far away places to help out are great-but must suffer the consequences!”

Ebola is a hoax invented by the Chinese to destroy the American auto industry.

Don’t these people already have rooms full of Ted Nugent signed guitars? Literally—every right-wing event they go to, has one of those guitars in the silent auction.

No they didn’t. Because they’re morons.

A million dollars to hang out with those two greasy fuck heads?

How about just, fuck you? If people don’t want to vote, why should they? If Berniebros or Stein voters don’t want to vote for Clinton, why should they? Clinton did not seek the votes of people she needed to win.

Translated: “Fuck anyone who refused to vote for the person I voted for.”

Can we kill the Bernie Bro narrative you morons cling to? There is literally no evidence former Sanders supporters protest voted in a manner that changed the election, or in any sizeable number whatsoever. Clinton lost because her campaign sucked, and people in the rust belt are gullible, desperate people willing to…

Yes it is Jill Stein and her voters’ fault and not ALL YOUR RACIST, SCARED NEIGHBORS VOTING FOR DONALD

How many recovering addicts do we have on here? It’s always to me to see all the people out here making it back to the light after addiction. I know the article is depressing, but people always come out of the woodwork to give their story of healing in the comments, and you never know who that might help. Congrats to…

Oxycontin is the worst thing that could have ever happened to me. I had a doctor that I was able to manipulate over time until she willingly overprescribed this crap and I ultimately paid a heavy price for it. Luckily, I was able to somehow kick this habit back in 2006 and I haven’t taken a single opioid since. How…

Fuck this.