aka Trumps drink of choice

You open door

I switched the station once I smelled him.

Fuck you sober moron

Fuck you twitchy snitch. Forward this up your ass.

Don’t forget to bring a magnifying glass

Democrat huh?

why yes you can.

Minus the dark hair and shitty facial hair, same basketball head

Then I apologize.

i believe you may need your obvious detector adjusted

Congratulations on your hard earned championships.

And a little more successful

Dumbest comment of the day

You forgot to mention the current president.

Dream scenario

Small sample size or you don’t get out much? They’re damn near human beings believe it or not.

Doesn’t he have a father?

Fairly

Just south of your dumb ass?