Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

I thought we called it Takata Airbag

James Bond has his Aston Martin.

In the 80s, there would be an end of the year sport special that would dedicate a segment to a montage of these moments.

Fat man in red spreads cheer on this xmas day

Uh, Doctor? Your average 20 something doesn’t have a long list of completely common, mostly OTC medicine that can get them fired or suspended from their job without pay if they detect it.

“Good god! That’s 2017's entrance music!”

I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

Kindly fuck right off.

So, no offense, but fuck Hillary Clinton.

You are the second person to suggest the ELR....what is wrong with you people? :D

Ben Bithop

Mooselage

You mean “jabronois.”

It’s not habit forming!

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Arnold Palmer died in Pittsburgh, Pa. today, according to Golfweek. He was +15.

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

Came here to post this! Its timeless, its gentlemanly, its built like a tank and best of all you get to tell people you have a Mercedes-Benz.

As a country, we deserve Trump and that’s the sad truth :(