I’m sorry brother but this is America, the land of getting spectacularly lit on the golf course

This is...SnortsCenter

What if they had a single elimination tournament for the final seed but, hear me out, it was entertaining as hell?

Oh no, now the Browns will be bad.

when he comes back and when lebron signs and when my wife comes back the sixers will be nba champions

Umm, excuse me:

This man will not shut up or dribble.

And they’re stupid as fuck. The Target parking lot is not a sea, you stupid assholes

Seagulls are flying bags of shit.

Also, this reply is good:

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

“Five cheeses?! Look at Mr. Queen of England ova here! You get one pack of Kraft singles and an old sock that you let sit in a box of Bisquick to thicken it up. Anything more and you just wastin’ cheese and time.”
- Jim Tomsula

I know we joke around here a lot, and despite what our girlfriends say, we are ok at it. But whoever did this, show yourself. This shit is brilliant and I’m dying.

It’s a bit hypocritical of Kerr to criticize Trump and then blatantly copy his leadership style.

UCLA.

Bill Wennington had more range than DeAndre Jordan.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

I checked in with the pile of human shit this week and it too is getting ready for Sunday

Looks like the live Deadcast went great.