IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB!

From the best Simpsons episode ever.

This feels like a metaphor for something but I can’t quite place it....

Isn’t it still better than having Phil Simms on TV?

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Derrick Rose and DNP (Coach’s Decision)

Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

Niko Mirotich & Bobby Portis.

OJ Simpson?

Smokeboy? More like worlds foremost GLORY BOY

By, like, 13 games.

If you look at that 2013 Celts/Nets trade in a dark bathroom while looking in a mirror Danny Ainge appears and marries your mom.

They go .500 the rest of the year and finish with the 1 seed in the East, right?

It’s not unprecedented. There’s one pizza that is pro-Central Powers:

As long as Bill Walton gets to be Secretary of Agriculture (to grow the real dank shit) I’m happy.

Who the fuck is Nev Schulman?

Between this and Francesa, this has been a bad week for fans of Mikes who say stuff on the radio. On mics.

And none of us were Mavs fans

Roger Goodell: [murders Jerry Jones]