Also, Samer’s dad reads Playboy for the articles.

A better title for his book should have been First Round Exit.

Aw, no Stacey King call?

I found the article about Jennifer Frey to be very captivating and one of the best things I read all year.

It’s a little known fact that the leg in the lower right corner of the Bobby Orr celebration photo is Jaromir Jagr, who was is his 7th season with the Bruins.

I like Mark Sanchez too, but I wouldn’t go that far.

Cut it in half and squeeze it out urself like a man. You don’t have to buy it prepackaged. Whiney ass millennial.

I only got the headline of that orange juice article because paygates, but I imagine it goes something like “orange juice industry is falling, millenials don’t drink enough, how can we make them drink more”, right?

Your joke gets a sad trombone. A sad, rusty trombone.

“Is it okay if we practice some defense now, Dad?”

NFL Dress Code rules clearly being overseen by Groundskeeper Willie:

Take=Hot Karl

LeBron’s Cavs channeling the 2004 Red Sox

I’m sure you’ll FIG-ure it out

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Trainers knew Petty was concussed when they asked him where Ryan Fitzpatrick went to college and he didn’t know the answer.

Whoosh.

Jesus Ricky really? What were you high or something?

Yo, seriously, [MAJOR SPOILER ALERT] Vader’s rampage right at the end was probably the most fuckin’ amped I’ve been in a movie theater in years. I felt like my head was going to pop.

“Should’ve just used my set.”
-Jim Tomsula