This news pleases me. Christina Ricci is cool as hell. Also, Speed Racer is a really fun movie.

This is quite a good take.

These are not the UFOs you’re looking for.

“Not once do you mention that it’s Hamas, a recognized terrorist organization launching rockets at Israeli civilians”

It’s possible to acknowledge a reality and be offended by it.

There does not need to be individual intent for systemic issues to be racist; that’s the entire concept of structural racism. Some oil executive isn’t sitting down and going “let’s put the refinery here because I hate black people.” They put the refineries where land is cheapest and the neighbors don’t have the…

People who learned the term “Emergency Use” from Facebook six weeks ago are some of my favorite vaccine truthers. 

Let’s not forget the alleged image of the Virgin Mary in a slice of toast and in a rust stain on a petroleum storage tank in Lima, Ohio.

I have issues with regressive taxing that could essentially price animal protein out of the hands of lower income families. There are better ways to do it than an across the board tax. Heavier regulation, better slaughtering practices, pump dollars into the FDA for more inspections at meat packing plants and…

I see what you did there...noice.

Not to worry. I’m positive that the current owners are hastily putting together an aid package of large campaign contributions to the governor and selected legislators to help ease their suffering in these trying times because no one could have seen this coming.

My personal theory: Hollow Earth is another world/dimension and the “gravity well portal” is how they transverse between the two worlds/dimensions.

Yeah well, here’s hoping someone shoots him out an airlock...

He did buy the James Bond fake Lotus Sub Car...

I’m more and more convinced they were never designed to make money, but rather launder it.

Count me in as one of the people who loved their Zune. I still have my second gen one sitting in my closet, and it still works (only finding the charge cable can be a bit odd). 

I loved my Zune. The software was also fantastic and lightyears ahead of WinAmp or iTunes. Two words: dynamic motherfucking playlists. The UI ended up being a predecessor to the Metro interface so I had no problems adjusting to Windows 8 when it launched.

I saw Underwater recently and it was okay, but it felt like it had been heavil edited, mostly to reduce T.J. Miller’s screentime as much as possible. I got the feeling there was at least 20-30 minutes of setup that got cut, because the movie kept introducing characters I didn’t remember seeing before. The big reveal…

Yep. Dragonslayer came out in June, and the other two in August.

The absence of Conan the Barbarian, TRON, and WarGames from this list, while acknowledged, is still deeply felt nonetheless.