...oh, and this is an iiiiiiiinteresting tweet...

“FREE CANDY”

It’s going the be the best unity you ever seen. A big, beautiful unity. And Mexico is going to pay for it.

Oh, I heard of this concept before, it’s called ‘laws’ isn’t it?

Senator Santorum could use some to reduce chafing.

Governor Santorum agrees. (Thank you, Dan Savage.)

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/stochastic_terrorism

GOVERNOR.KY.GOV

Easy there, dudebra. You’re on a highway to the danger zone with those type of comments.

51 people #humblebrag

ED SHEERAN GIF PARTY!

*Esteemed Seattleites notwithstanding.

Do they give you the $90 at the beginning or the end of the class?

For those less familiar:

This guy’s rap sheet:

Border troops Amazon wishlist:

Apparently so:

I hope everyone gets out and vote blue. Donald can call us an “angry mob” all he wants, but that won’t change these facts: