But how does he do against chairs?

Neat little fact: the “crosse” in “lacrosse” means the stick itself. In other words, lacrosse is French (or bastardized French-Canadian) for “the lacrosse stick.”

What the hell is wrong with you it’s “football” not “soccer” you fucking mong.

We Egyptians have never been humiliated before during our seven thousand years of civilisation.

We Egyptians have never been humiliated before during our seven thousand years of civilisation.

This is pretty funny, considering that, so far as I can tell, nobody at Deadspin has ever written anything that wasn’t negative about Hillary.

The Lakers are all about play them games. Didn’t Kobe out Shaq years ago?

Nick Young has problems with vowels and vows, apparently.

Counter point ...

Oh no. Now that marriage may not work out.

I think you missed a 2. But you make a good point. The rare pertinent Hulk comment.

HEY!! What is Gawker Media’s take on this post vis-a-vis the “Hogan Verdict”. Does Young have an expectation of privacy in his home/hotel which is 1) being violated by D’Angelo Russell, and 3) Gawker media and others are now violating by posting it online?

I can remember an era, back in the days of Larry Bird and the Real Dream Team, when a guy would have started that sentence with “From a MORAL standpoint the right thing to do is go and represent your country,” not “From a MORALE standpoint the best thing you can do for your own ego is blah blah blah.”

OP makes fun of daewoo car domain page, links the thread to said page. Owner comes to defend his shitbox. What comes next is 22 pages of the darkest depths of humanity in the form of pure terrible hilarity.

Yeah, the fact that they’re all wearing red is just a big coincidence, I’m so sure.

That is very clearly not a crossover.

I love how deadspin always refers to black athletes as “fun.”

Looking at the video..... the woman getting beat is wearing blue, while most of the others are in red. That screams gang related, maybe his nephews were victims of gang violence and he’s using that as the excuse why he would hit a woman - because she’s from a competing gang?

Just armchair hypothesizing

Judging by the fact that the woman getting jumped is wearing blue surrounded by a crowd of people wearing red, I’d put 20 bucks on the nephew sob story being bullshit.

Always a non double dribble truther.