you wouldn’t know razzle dazzle if it came up to you and waved its sequined hands in your face then proceded to carry Carol Channing off on a gilded surrey

This isn't even in the top 5 prettiest plays by the Warriors this season.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

I see them winning but being unable to repeat.

That face in the lead pic makes me wonder if that’s not fellow Deadspin commenter Fartsmello Anthony.

How many Thibs practices would Boogie last before he quit? 1.5?

I don’t think this is really fair - the Kings are barely 2 years removed from winning the Stanley Cup!

Maybe now Vivek will finally realize that it’s hard to defend yourself when you’re outnumbered.

Carmelo’s greatest flaw is that he’s deeply insecure playing beside D Wade and Lebron. He has always been desperate to prove he is their equal only he is too stupid to realize it’s winning and not stats that they are measured by. So he always has to get his, he always has to be the number one option. That’s why he…

Carmelo Anthony is not and has never been a max-level player. He is, however, very good at taking the highest number of FGA per minute on his team.

most girls will only start building tons of visible/bulging muscles if it’s strictly an objective they start injecting testosterone

Spelling aside, thank you for making this important point that Weight Loss as a goal is not the same as improving your overall health. Exercise makes you healthier. Weight Loss is you making your body think you are starving to death. (Seriously, this is what a famine looks like to your biology. So the regain gets…

It’s LOSE not “loose”!

Lose*

So did the perps!

I don’t think so. Perhaps the D3 basketball rules are different (though I doubt it), but in the NBA the clock doesn’t start until the ball touches a player.

Stronglifts 5x5, for most people, “New Rules of Lifting for Women” or “Strong Curves” (both are books) for women. Weight loss mostly comes from diet, however. Get your food in line, and weight training will allow you to maintain your lean mass (best way to keep metabolism from tanking while cutting calories). You want…

It really is a yard-sale roster, stuff too big for curbside pickup that you’re selling for a quarter just to save yourself a trip to the recycling center.