There’s nothing wrong with black glasses. The problem is that those particular glasses look absolutely fucking ridiculous on his weird face.

Christina Hendricks?

*Takes off glasses*

Anyone wearing black rimmed glasses after 2013 is an idiot.

Hey Chris, when EVERYBODY else is the problem, you are the problem.

This is true! I think it was that I was raised in the Central Valley — it might not have been correct, but I always said ‘up in the Sierras’ growing up, and I think everyone I grew up with did the same.

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So tell me again how putting a turd of a V6 into a all steel car, that has the aerodynamics of a cow barn and is probably as heavy, make it into a sleeper.

It’s palomino! And you still have $4300 to buy a car.

Supercharged 370 HP V8, bitches! Only $4,500, though that doesn’t include the mandatory cost of getting new wheels, because... seriously.

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

Or!:

“It’s also a BMW, so people will assume it’s broken down.”

e39 owner here. They would assume correctly.

Nice. Alternatively:

A little off topic, but is it me or do flame graphics never increase the appeal of a car?

The disabled tag in the window is everything.

Jesus christ....it’s a goddam dragster...line it up straight before you mash the throttle....

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: You’re bloggers, man. Live somewhere cheaper.

Fighting on the shoulder of the BQE while wearing a jogging suit has to be the most New York thing ever.

I can only assume afterwards both the assailants went their separate ways, had terrible pizza for lunch, dropped off their $2500 rent checks, and were then murdered for their gold chains.