Let’s cook that steak in a plastic bag! Said no one ever.

Let’s cook that steak in a plastic bag! Said no one ever.

So no one wants to gamble on buying a new model from an unreliable auto manufacturer? Weird.

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?

It’s funny that no one thought using rare earth elements in a critical area of their products would cause issues.

$10 days it comes out looking nothing like this.

I love cop math.

Where’s the disclaimer on those shitty Chevy commercials?

Is it too soon to make a quip about actors crashing cars?

Some Forester models are in the same price range as the GLA and X1, but I guess research isn’t important to anyone.

A lot of manufacturers make vehicles in that size range. Doesn’t mean they’re comparable.

Of course the guy has skinny jeans and a haircut to match.

Polite drivers in Washington? They obviously haven’t seen the idiots behind the wheels of every Subaru and Prius out here.

Let’s see how they hold up after 100k + miles of regular off road use.

Ugly model, horrible color, unreliable AF. Send that thing to scrap yard.

Fix it again, Tony.

I’d rather have a Lotus.

Dang. It was the first time he didn’t take his mustang to cars and coffee.

Of course you’ll pay with the Range Rover but at least it won’t be a rattling mess of cheap plastic. The Hummer looked outdated when it rolled out yet the Range has aged tastefully.

That’s the only place with roads wide enough for a Hummer to off road.