olddeluderseitan
Old Deluder Seitan
olddeluderseitan

Few people are going to make that conclusion, and those people were always going to be racist anyway. Drugs are a problem in practically all sports. There was a huge investigation in baseball a while ago, affecting dozens of white players. Michael Phelps lost sponsorships over cannabis.  If anything, the stereotype is

Appalachian Squirrel Queen” is going to be the name of my new death metal band. Thanks!

Charles Manson didn’t kill anybody either and he spent the majority of his life in jail. Why is that?

This is the correct headline. “White woman convicted of crime she obviously committed. Demands to see manager.”

She is very lucky she only got 15 months. Girl, pipe down and do your time. ETA: She has dead eyes. I’m worried about the people around her when she gets out.

Fifteen months is too short. 

Could his family bring a civil lawsuit? I hope. 

Niecy Nash is a national goddamn treasure.

Was this comment produced by a random-troll-comment-generator or did actual human fingers commit these sentences to the internet?

A CHARITY of TRUMP’S choice? So, basically, you want Steyer to pay 20 mil directly to Trump.

Found the butthurt Trump lover.

They really should each have the same pattern on opposite sides so it looks like they cut two shirts in half and sewed them back together to make them like that.

Not without anyone coming forward.  Look at all the rappers who brag about dealing drugs and assaulting people and are not in jail.  You need evidence.

Here.

I’m trying to figure out why everyone is pretending like they don’t know what’s going on.

That topic has been done, a lot. I’d for sure read a Jez piece on it, but there’s a ton of great investigative pieces on the true scams that MLMs are. The Dream podcast is a great example, and Samantha Bee just did a piece on them. I’ve read pieces from Washington Post, Medium, Bloomberg, etc.

Nah, I can’t get behind this. Fresh garlic kicks garlic powder’s ass in pretty much every situation.* I was once at a cooking demo with Michael Symon and someone asked him what would be the one change he would tell an amateur cook just starting out to make. His answer: Cook with fresh garlic. Get rid of the jar of

Make fun all you want, with Paula in charge you guys would have healthcare, public school funding and good vibes all round!

As I understand it, the plane, though heavily damaged, made a controlled descent and landed mostly intact. That scenario is called a “forced landing.”

I bet Paula breaks into Rich’s apartment tonight to dance-capitate him with a fedora...