But he’ll suddenly be 6' 5".

lol, no.  When you get by the lie the first time, it emboldens him.  That number is going to keep inching down ‘til the end of his presidency.  He’ll be scootering around the White House grounds in a Rascal in a few years, and they’ll be saying he’s a svelte 225 lbs.

Oh I’m sure the next we hear about it Trump will have lost some weight because see he’s so healthy. 

allegations that he excessively drank on the job while head of the White House medical office and recklessly doled out prescription drugs.

Well duh. He proved he was willing to get in front of people and shamelessly kiss ass by telling outrageous lies about what an amazing specimen Trump is. Of course Trump wants to promote him.

My god, it would take Mark Twain an eon to describe all the two bit confidence men this dingdong has hired over the past two years.

Is it weird that the idea he’d promote an incompetent pisshead to such a role actually gives me hope for the future?

Even if I were the victim of an attack, there is no way I’m handing my phone over to the police and that goes doubly so for a celebrity. Just consent to release of your call records from your cell provider, but there’s no need to hand over your phone for who knows how long giving them access to everything in it,…

Don’t palm tattoos generally fade really quickly? So it’ll just look like a black blob in a few months?

Watching the show, Jenni is one tough MF, she’s usually the one lifting the spirits of whichever cast member is feeling bad for themselves.

“...very asking of permission from all girls all the time.”  mmkay so consent

I think all this means is that she’ll have to become a Japanese BBQ master. So good, everything she touches tastes terrific! And now I’m hungry. Damn you, Grande!

As I told someone at work “ you can tell the people that had parents that didn’t whoop they ass when they were kids”. 

Also, I was looking at the photos President Obama’s photographer posted yesterday and I didn’t see a TV in the room. I would expect a flat-screen to be mounted on the wall, but all four seemed to be covered in “Important guys doing important shit” paintings. Are we to believe POTUS had his TV on a roller stand, like…

Obviously this is projection of the highest order.

True enough, it’s a law with a lot of racist historical baggage, though given what we’re talking about with R. Kelly it might be worth pointing out that in the cases of Berry and Ingram the girls they were having “consensual relationships” with were 14 and 15 respectively  

also you plead guilty to a crime you are arrested for even id you are innocent because you can not afford a private lawyer and or can not sit in jail until a trial is over and miss work.

Another thing about being poor: most people have no idea that the income level for being poor is far higher than they think it is.