The finest Christmas memory was several years ago, while eating a delicious dinner, my batshit crazy sister accused my sister-in-law of stealing her steak knives. She went around the table and took all of the knives back and stormed out of there.

I got that far and I was like, OK, I’m with you Shatner. Then I kept reading and was like “So close...and yet so far.”

You meant “the. most. hammiest. mostoverwrought. actor.

This works best if the commenter is a very “conventionally” masculine-presenting man. 

What are we hiding, Mr. Shatner?

Whip up 2/3rds vote to veto-proof this piece and get the fuck out of there then.

It’s almost like they forgot how the Constitution works. Or never knew. Wanna go home for the holidays despite the Tantrum in Chief’s behavior? Pretty simple stuff here.

Tell them you’ll only take down the post if Shelley herself shows up in person and asks you to do so.  YOU ANSWER TO NO MAN.

People look different with makeup vs. without makeup? Even celebrities? Wow, what a shocker! (And for what it’s worth and judging by the photo, Ariana looks great without makeup too)

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

James Monroe Iglehart is currently playing Marquis de Lafayette/Thomas Jefferson in “Hamilton” on Broadway. He’s incredibly talented! 

She has BEEN on reality TV, at least try to keep up.

I’m not sure how I feel about this. In general, I’m pretty much over Will Smith, and the scientology connection doesn’t help, but he’s usually fun in lighthearted movies like Men In Black, I’m sure he can Genie it up.

She’s been this way before she became famous. Anything quieter and we would worry, and it would also seem inauthentic. Reason why she’ll cop to plastic surgery but Nicki Minaj will take hers to her grave. 

If I’m really into a guy, then I get really turned on by performing oral sex on him. I actively enjoy it. I don’t think it’s something I’ve ever thought about missing after we broke up though.

I’m a woman and I enjoy it too. My boyfriend says I must have a G Spot in the back of my throat, it’s a joke of course but sometimes I wonder....... ;).

I mean... it can be enjoyable, especially when I love that person and am verrrry sexually attracted to that person and know damn well I’ll be rewarded for it. 

I mean... I can think of three hits off the top of my head, and I barely listen to rap. And she’s the second-biggest selling female artist this year, so I don’t think she needs additional relevance right now.

Her father called repeatedly in August, and while I’ve certainly heard of Hospitals withholding info (they’ll actually ask if they can confirm your presence or data at intake) I’ve never heard of a jail doing that. It's public record I think. 

The whole point of this article is making fun of Jezebel’s good/bad takedowns. Calm down.