So you drive like an asshole too?

Well, define “played” ...

- Go to brunch (yes, LA brunches before football games, and yes we are assholes about it)

It’s so fucking beautiful that the Raiders came out winners and the league completely screwed itself when they kept them out of LA.

I stand by my belief that the plan is to assemble a Voltron-style team out of several god-awful teams stitched together.

I don’t know if I’m more saddened by the theft or the fact that ‘esports commentator’ is actually a profession.

It was always in some weird, elongated harness. I never got close enough to the thing to really inspect it, but that ferret had gear. 

Neighbor: Hey man, I need to extend my fence a couple yards onto your land.

The day I moved into my house I made a few trips back and forth to the old place. At one point I returned to my new house to find a car blocking my driveway. I called the county and kept getting transferred until I was talking to the police. The officer went to my neighbors and asked if they knew who’s car it was, and…

I’m not sure that anyone else in that division can beat Aldo. Holloway justhas the necessary tools: ridiculous stamina, iron chin, and a long enough reach to trade without taking too much damage.

#iamveryrich

Any Interstate that goes through Ohio. Because fuck Ohio.

I-55 between the Chicago burbs and St. Louis. Flat. Boring. Hell on Earth.

Illinois anywhere outside of Chicago. Maybe I’m weird in that I actually find city driving/traffic entertaining, but driving the length of Illinois is cruel and unusual punishment. 6+ hours of corn and soybeans. No topography. Occasional cities. For the most part just flat fields as far as the eye can see. Absolute…

Newport News Virginia - Jefferson Avenue - all the damn fucking time! Well not really its not too bad before 8:45am and after say 11:00 pm but between those times I’d rather my dick be crushed in a waffle iron and sliced open with a razor and dipped into acid while all my teeth are being pulled out of my head less…

The fascinating intersection of religion, technology, and menstrual blood. What a world we live in.

“his outsized ‘Dark Knight’ persona. One teammate described a ‘sense of alienation’ that Harvey created around himself.”

So in the end, he murdered Odin Lloyd for NOTHING?

3 words, ktm duke 125.