Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

His head is not level with it. That’s a trick of perspective. He can’t dunk.

True, good point, but have you considered that no, he can’t.

Sounds like a time to return to the old Toyota logo.

Granted, a million bucks is nothing for the NFL. But they are having trouble figuring out which municipality they should strong arm into paying it.

At Motel 6...we’ll leave the red light on for you.

The Extraordinary Occurences Chart! Love that book.

“Five People You Meet in Florida”?

I’d feel a lot better if Mitch Albom wasn’t a “best-selling author.” But goddam, people willing read his treacle shitpies so...

I expect we’ll hear an apology from him tomorrow. It’ll be Tuesdays with sorry.

I understand that Carey’s relatively new at this, but I think CBS has to consider pulling the plug. The games just aren’t as much fun with him and his lame-ass commentary taking away from what has been a traditionally exciting product. I know options are limited in terms of a replacement, but I’m sure Bob Barker can…

Jean Paul Sartre: “Hell is Other People”

Would Ride Along be the new version of this?

This is why I love The Matrix so much. The future - a place (sadly underground) where white people actually stood out, because they were the minority. All of those beautiful colors and "differences." If there IS a Heaven, it had better F-ing be like this.

Ice Cube: “Maybe we should have put a slave in Staight Outta Compton.” 5:00 mark.

Does this count?

I’m tired of slave movies, too. We only get kudos when presenting a racial struggle. It’s frustrating. I loved the movie Creed— Ryan Coogler presented a thoughtful, nuanced, beautifully made picture, and the weakest thing about it was Sylvester Stallone as Rocky. I can’t stand blood sport . . . and yet I was…

You know what I would love? More movies with black people just being people. Like dramas, character pieces, etc., with black people just being normal people, you know, like we are in real life. Not “black movies” (stay away Tyler Perry. Stay far, far away). Not slavery movies. Not Straight Outta Compton. Not Boyz in…