oldbentony
Old Bentony
oldbentony

Started from the bottom now they 8-1

That’s call capitalism. America’s built on that. Cam Newton is what’s great about America.

It may not be perfect, but at least they are an undefeated 8-1.....

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

White guy reporting in. Cam Newton is great. I love to see someone having fun.

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN

It probably says something untoward about my sense of humor, but I got a kick out of Watt’s comment. It was good, clean fun.

Andy Dalton is a clown for being too nice. Greg Hardy is a clown for not being nice enough. Enlighten us on the exact amount of cool a professional athlete should exhibit.

Check this out, if you buy a good bottle of Grade A maple syrup, you can make about 200 gallons of this shit for $14 worth of syrup and $.00002 worth of water.

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To thoroughly enjoy Maple Water, you have to Open Your Throat, Relax The Jaw...

Manning put up a perfectly lousy 0.0 passer rating on the day

Yeah, for example no one has come forth and admitted that “Das ist Mein Krapf!”

An AFC team vs an AFC team in the Super Bowl?

Disney let a dying fan see an unedited version of The Force Awakens. I’m sure he and his family signed a mountain of paperwork saying they would talk about the movie with anyone, but what’s really stopping that fan from spoiling the plot? What if he was disappointed—would a lawsuit really stop him from telling

The Panthers are 7-1 and are going to the championship what are you even talking about

Here is a true article about Marv which sounds like something Drew made up:

This sounds like a really fun trolling tactic, and I would have loved to take part in it myself if Cam Newton hadn’t stolen my laptop.

Baylor could use a quarterback...

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.