Man it’s moments like this that almost make me feel sad the Texas governor cursed all Texas based baseball teams with a single tweet.

You think that's nice, Elvis Andrus gave away the entire game.

Rangers manager Jeff Banister deserves all the credit in the world for immediately knowing that the ball should have been live and Odor granted home plate. He may have been the only person the ballpark who was certain of it, because the same play happened to him when he was a minor-league catcher.

Why would Houston or KC give a shit about this?

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

Rivers also uses a silent count on his children because he gets tired of saying all the numbers

“He could try fighting that decision in court...”

Does he have any chance if he did take it to court? I’d think that showing up to work drunk on multiple occasions (as reports have indicated) is cause for termination.

I will stand for a lot, but I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. A “g.” OBVIOUSLY.

Fuck.

NOW WATCH ME JIF

Well, he’s wrong.

He’s pronouncing it correctly. It’s a hard G. Came straight from the creator of the file type.

The league went pretty far out on a limb by suspending Utley

I guess Joe Torre saw this letter and caved:

Pictured: Big Tweet

Oh this is awesome!

Don’t really understand how you can claim Messi is so great when look at what happens with the national team?? How many world cups has Brazil won with Messi “leading” the squad?

And thus you make sweeping pronouncements to others based on the situation in California.

I have a lawn. It is watered by rain. I use a reel push-mower to trim it (cheaper than a gym membership for a good aerobic workout). What resources does it consume? If I put in gravel or other plants, the rain water would still go into the soil instead of running off into the street.