And to think what he could’ve done with an extra $3k.

Umm a cabin in the woods with the only two movies being Blue Velvet and Kids... That screams GTFO to me.

I’m glad you went easy on the guy. I mean who are we to judge Joe Brown.

Wow, Clemente really flew under the radar.

If you can’t guarantee job security, mess with everyone while it’s still an option.

Attorney, and lead investigator in the MLB’s inquiry into Pete Rose’s gambling, John Dowd specifically called out the failure of notice as a “gross violation” by the NFL. So at least one attorney, one with a background in exactly this type of investigation, seems to side with Brady’s case. http://www.foxbusiness.com/in…

I’m not a lawyer so I don’t actually know shit, but I do like to hear myself talk, and reading through the petition it seems to me that Brady has a pretty decent case. To me the most important part seems to be previous acknowledgements that Goodell must recuse himself when his own conduct is at issue, as well as a…

Tom Brady killed Cecil

Future Deadspin writer

We can’t prove anything say you are guilty, cause come on you must be, you are too good and we will lower the penalty....Please, stop being a big meanie and admit to the thing we cant prove.

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.

OH. MY. GOD.
It’s Happening!!!

This is why baseball is more fun in other countries

BOOOOOO

The guy hit 488 career doubles and somehow people are surprised that he still knows how to find his way to second base.

The NFL has sentenced them to a nationally televised game against the Jaguars on a Thursday,

Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.

They got to go to the games, walk in both the opening and closing ceremonies and hang out in the athletes' village (re: athletes brothel).

Personally, I think if you can crash and troll the Olympics as well as these two did...you deserve to get away with it.