Is this different from the Manziel case? If not, I'm interested to see how the NCAA tries to justify treating Gurley much more harslhy than it treated Manziel.

I may be a voice in the wilderness, but FUCK that Tipster and especially FUCK the NCAA. Again, could just be me thinking that.

I was 14. The placement of this sketch in the show was important: it was buried in that weird twilight zone of the last 30 minutes of SNL which has never been anything but uneven. At best.

Once in Little League our way-too-intense coach was trying to motivate our (terrible) team before a game. I don't remember who we were that year, but we were going to play the Athletics. So for our last practice before the game he brings out an A's jersey, gives us some insane speech about how we're going to tear them…

Rock first and country last. SO EDGY.

"They made what I'm assuming is a pretty factual statement."

How many times can you tell the same fucking joke?

He's just building his Brandt.

-Eliminate interleague & divisional play

Well... you could have the 2nd and 3rd best division winners (by total wins) play each other in a 3-game or 5-game series, with the winner moving on to face the best division winner in a best of 7 AL or NLCS. But you should also have a balanced schedule, which I think is the biggest distortive factor in baseball…

The best argument for the second wild card is that it punishes the first wild card. Win your division or get off my lawn!

Eight is a smarmy number. It's hippie bullshit.

Sadly, that is following AP style. Internal sentence consistency is less important to them than never having to read the word "eleven."

How the fuck can 11 be 1 and 1 only four? 11 sucks and everyone knows it. It's just a rip-off of 1. It's John Mellencamp to 1's Bruce Springsteen.

Numbers One Through 12

I don't agree with this. 5 higher than 10? 10 is twice the number that five is.

I vote to move #12 down the list a few spots after last night.

8 IS A PERFECT CUBE YOU A-HOLE! 6 can go to hell.

People seem to forget that the Cardinals are only popular by default. Apparently the benefit of having a giant fucking transmitter that broadcasts to like 30 states is that everyone's Dad was a Cardinals fan in the 60s and now there are 8 billion little Cardinals babies running around acting like they were voted…