I hate to beat a dead horse here, but Dallas was asking for it.

All the revenues are passed through to the teams themselves whose owners pay taxes on the income derived from them, so the whole argument to “tax the NFL” is absurd.

So do I have to stop and chat with everyone who looks vaguely familiar now?

Technical point: the CFB playoff is not governed by the NCAA

He’s doing literally what superbike fans never do figuratively

I thought it was a pretty sick burn calling him a “jackal”.

Get a Sazerac. Then drink 10 more.

My wife grew up less than two miles from the Abita brewery, and we served Purple Haze at our wedding. It's an outstanding beer for the summer.

I don’t know whether this term is pervasive throughout the country, but in Houston, striking out four times is called the “Golden Sombrero”

I like how he made sure to use his blinker to turn left afterward. This is a good law abiding citizen who is a victim of the tyrannical system.

Reasonable, right-thinking human beings don't like it.

I will never figure out why there are so many Cajun-Italians in Louisiana, but there are a ton of them.

I don't even really get this joke, and I love it

I'd be surprised if the NBPA found very hard for the rights of not-yet members.

Judging by the carnival flotsam in the background, they entered during rodeo time (hence the plastic beer cups) and so weren't conspicuous hanging around the empty dome, which is in the same lot as the Texans' Reliant Stadium

When does a pentagon have four sides?

The greatest gambling moment that I can remember from this past year also comes from college sports, and that was from the much ballyhooed Miss St. - Alabama game, which Alabama "won" 25-20.

Think he means it physically prevents the pounding of the head.

That looks awful. I can't believe they're still trying to make the Longhorn Network happen.

I don't know, but I enjoy historical non-fiction, and if you're here to tell me that there's a big difference between Barbara Tuchman and William Manchester, I'm not seeing it. (I think they are both great)