I thought it was a pretty sick burn calling him a “jackal”.

Get a Sazerac. Then drink 10 more.

My wife grew up less than two miles from the Abita brewery, and we served Purple Haze at our wedding. It's an outstanding beer for the summer.

I don’t know whether this term is pervasive throughout the country, but in Houston, striking out four times is called the “Golden Sombrero”

I like how he made sure to use his blinker to turn left afterward. This is a good law abiding citizen who is a victim of the tyrannical system.

Reasonable, right-thinking human beings don't like it.

I will never figure out why there are so many Cajun-Italians in Louisiana, but there are a ton of them.

I don't even really get this joke, and I love it

I'd be surprised if the NBPA found very hard for the rights of not-yet members.

Judging by the carnival flotsam in the background, they entered during rodeo time (hence the plastic beer cups) and so weren't conspicuous hanging around the empty dome, which is in the same lot as the Texans' Reliant Stadium

When does a pentagon have four sides?

The greatest gambling moment that I can remember from this past year also comes from college sports, and that was from the much ballyhooed Miss St. - Alabama game, which Alabama "won" 25-20.

Think he means it physically prevents the pounding of the head.

That looks awful. I can't believe they're still trying to make the Longhorn Network happen.

"How many fucking St. Louisans have actually been to New York or Boston?"

The third kitchen has no backsplash at all. None. And that counter is formica.

Uh...CJ Fiedorowicz! DeVier Posey!

DeAndre Hopkins would be answer here

Texan fan here sincerely wishing him the best

Wait, who is that guy? Who do you get to meet if you lose the Super Bowl?