oldbentony
Old Bentony
oldbentony

It can definitely be funny

I'd say: was phenomenal, now just good

A joke doesn't get better just because more people get it.

"Not one fan would give up on this team if it changed its name, nor would the fan experience change in the least."

For whatever reason, haven't laughed this hard at a deadspin post since You're With Me Leather. Comedy is a mystery.

I think the two inductees this year should be the Reply All Apocalypse and Meet Me In Temucula

Whatever the case, she is by far the most attractive woman in Ohio

Probably a 5-11 team without him and the texans missed the playoffs by a hair with five different QBs.

Was this a great sub job? YOU BET!

Jesus later coming back from the dead is kind of a ghost story

Jingle Bell Rock (Mean Girls Edition)

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

If you took the TNG phaser into a gunfight with regular ass 20th century guns, you'd lose. You'd lose and you'd die.

Well, there's the DNA evidence that he had sex with her, which he denied at first, then admitted.

I guess the elephant in the room about the whole thing being a hoax...you probably can't chant as effectively about that

That's a fairly significant detail to not know about when calling someone else an idiot

I'm looking forward to the day that he can be replaced by a gay robot

You should try the hotel bars that have the prostitutes

Probably not the best depiction of Native American pirates either

There's the look of a man who's already thinking about the car ride back home