But for America, the Portuguese word for this would be "schadenfreude"

"It also presented a good opportunity for Greg Kelly to do some heavy-breathed creepin' on his colleague."

Well you knew someone was goering there

Agreed. You just knew that some assholes were Goering there.

Well you can take your second place trophy and shove it up your ass!

The irony is that this would only skew wealth more toward entrenched owners of capital and less to the meritocratic class managing it.