Funny thing is that he'd never see me on the street because I'm a shut-in.

GOP is starting their bi-annual "make horrifically monstrous statements in public..."

This isn't pointed at you Tim, just a general thought. What did we really learn here?

Is anyone else here in the process of maybe getting a secret marriage license? Me and the mister might be doing that because health insurance. It is hell of awkward. What do you do, just start wearing the ring and go with it?

Seconded! Where is Judge Kinja to preside over this resolution?

I declare today Boner Tuesday on Jezebel.

I can't wait to hear from every guy that reads this how long he lasts in the sack and how he always makes sure she gets hers.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

True story. We went to Disney World a couple years ago. They have a "storybook dinner" at Epcot where while you eat, each of the famous Disney princesses come around and spend a few minutes with each kid in your family. Believe me when I say it was worth every damn penny. My daughter was never so excited in her…

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP. She brings it up in EVERY. FUCKING. INTERVIEW. It's her trump card, she knows and uses it. I don't fault her for that and she seems to be a very happy lady but to act like she and her team haven't been instrumental in creating this "Sad Jen" trope is asinine. Hell, I'd like her a lot…

I now have questions for the so-called writer of this so-called article (IS THIS JOURNALISM? UGH). Is there Ser Pounce fanfic? And should I immediately start writing some?

Look, I get it. You adore her. You defend her on every fucking article. You believe that she is friends with every single one of these women. Nothing amiss or strange in the various encounters (with notorious partier Cara Delevingne, out shopping with plenty of paps present the ENTIRE time, so she can get credit for…

And this is why people like Sterling get away with stuff like this. Because of peanut sized attention spans.

How do you know they won't be ALSO wearing something during the game? Like maybe black socks and ankle tape? Maybe wait and see what they are going to do before declaring their efforts worthless.

Yes it does sweet morsel of sugar lump dumpling schnookems sweetie loaf pie canolli with whipped cream, cherry, hot fudge, served on a waffle and doused with a thin layer of powdered sugar.

That's like giving birth to a full grown pug.