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An alternate offer to Canadians: I rather enjoy your country and am a mostly harmless and mostly law abiding citizen. I've never released a terrible pop record, snuck out of a brothel, written anything with my own urine, or worn diaper pants. I do live in squalor, but I mostly keep it to myself.

When is Team Doge going to get a Puppy Cafe???

And the lead is called Gatmiss Featherbeen!

Dude, I loved him in the Avengers so much. SO MUCH.

Well if that's the case I slut it out pretty much all the time. Yay me?

Riddle me this, Kinja: How is this commenter UNGREYED with zero recommends?

She's been grating on me recently but I loved this interview. From trying to hide in plain sight from Damien to being really pissed when she got spoiled; it made me want to be her bestie again. I know the feels Jenn.

I love her, but sometimes I wonder how much of her real girl charm is a sham. Her genuine response to this - and her inability to let it go, continuing to tell the reporter she's a terrible person - makes me feel like her personality is completely legit. That wasn't the response of someone putting on a show, that

It said "Pete Wentz regrets his penis."

Tom hanks son. He is a "gangsta rapper" who attends northwestern university and presumably embarasses his father on a daily basis

The thing that kills me is doesn't the fact that there is a white lady chair out there actually make the photograph MORE racist? Because it means they had an option - use a chair of a white woman or use a chair of a black woman - and they purposefully chose black.

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

I refuse to believe Selena would write 'U' and Justin would write 'you'.

You know, they should have started off with this article, as a warm-up.

...and the great Jezebel non-backpedal backpedal of 2014 continues. Enough.

I can't believe you're still trying to make this happen.

No matter what you write, today I see you, Jezebel, in a new light. Like the lover who greatly disappointed you last night and who is now desperately trying to bring back a sense of normality to the relationship, except the steaming turd you laid last night over the Lena Dunham photo debacle is still clogging up and

REALLY?