Memorialized, because odds are he'll never sit with his knees together again. (Which is okay, Tom, really. No need to apologize. And if you sit next to me on the subway, you can take up as much room as you want.)

This calls for a celebration!

I posted on my tumblr about this picture:
"Just when you think he had achieved the pinnacle of dark and stormy… had perfected the art of making you terrified and horny at the same time, he goes and does it at you even harder."

Can someone check on Burt? And take the smelling salts.

This is the first time I've cared about Jaguar since Mad Men Season 5.

Photographic evidence that Americans don't care anything about football.

Bad example. Nobody wants to watch Chivas play. Even Chivas fans.

Oh, Gilbert. Being funny never got you laid because (1) you're not funny and (2) you're a total horse's ass that thinks he's entitled to get fucked by women and that anyone who doesn't want to fuck him is a lying b-word.

Hey, Gilbert Gottfried! Being a professional comedian might mean that people think you're funny, but it definitely doesn't mean that you've got a "great personality."

Another inner city agency story.

As a guy, I've watched my sister and a few of my female friends use online dating sites, and so many guys just creep me the fuck out on these things. It's partially why I'm terrified of ever joining, because I know at least 70% of the guys on these sites are just horrible and pestering pricks, and I can't imagine…

You forgot Bradley Cooper's face. He was straight up bitter. I tried to find the picture, but couldn't (if anyone could find it, that would be great).

As a married woman without kids and who never wants them, I hate these studies too. They always evoke the same, tired slings and arrows."Of course childless people are happier. They don't have any problems!" "Of course parents are not as happy! They're too busy nurturing the future!" and then everyone gets all…

Yes, it's like insisting that everyone agree on a favorite food or TV show. Some people want kids and are happy they have them. Some people don't want kids and are happy they don't have them. To each their own. We don't all have to agree on personal choices.

Su... ...pport? #wutsthat?

Can't everyone just STFU about who is happier with what, and just support each other? Is that too much to ask?

Hey - I did some work on this in my dissertation. In my findings, couples without kids were happier than people with kids, only while the kids were at home. However, once the kids left home, couples with children were happier than childless couples. Relief?

Sweet, another vague study and shitty headline to get women to start arguing with each other about what makes us happy.