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I'm going to go retro this year.

I suffer from this as well. I find him both insufferable and irresistible. I'm reading his autobiography and every other stream-of-consciousness paragraph I'm like, "Da fuck are you talking about?" yet I can't put it down. I'm a black woman who has had to reconcile my love for him and the Godlike presence of the

I love his music, but I'm just like "Oh, shut up, Morrissey". Like he is your crazy uncle that says horrible things?

The level of white privilege in this photo is earth shattering.

Honey, you cannot have that username with this kind of attitude.

Burt, your loins must be EXPLODING. I am happy about this though. There was not nearly enough Loki in the last movie.

Can he only go downhill from here??

Heh.

Mark, you are killing it on your first day. This is the beginning of something beautiful. I just know it.

Such conspiracy. Very motorcycle. Much romance. Wow.

He didn't care at all. And in normal circumstances, I would just assume that dude's a jerk. However, in these circumstances, considering the people/plotlines/ridiculous drama, Bobayyy's attitude made sense. I might have been him, had I appeared in the show. (Which I did not.)

Audrina Patridge admits that some of The Hills was fake.

I wish. I wish so hard for the alternate reality where consequences exist for him.

Is there a follow up gif where the guy punches Bieber in the face?

Anecdote re: Enrique Iglesias. My high school Spanish teacher insisted to me that I was wrong about his last name being Iglesias (and thus meaning, in Spanish, "churches"). She claimed his name was "Inglesias" and would not back down (despite that a quick Google search would disprove her? IDK it was like 2006), saying

According to iMDB, Bruno Mars is 5'5" and Taylor Swift is 5'9 1/2" which even accounting for heels doesn't explain the ridiculous difference. I think it's the angle or photoshop for sure.

Prantison read, to me, as either Prance or Prat. Neither of which are good.

This seems to be a common theme, people trying to gain empathy for a disadvantaged group by literally putting themselves in their shoes. Being poor for a day, dressing up in a fat suit, disguising yourself as a different ethnicity, wearing blindfolds, going around in a wheelchair, etc.