The Rock is hot but stupid.

Just before the buzzer, Bill Nye manages to win the 2013 award for "Finest shade thrown over the new Beyonce album."

Thank you.

They do a lot of contemporary and character pieces, because I think that's where Abby Lee is comfortable.

I think I'm just used to a very different style of dance (ballet and ballroom), because I feel everything these girls do is jaunty and disjointed. Most of my dance experience came hand and hand with figure skating, where flow and lines and style are super important. Disjointed pieces of choreography thrown together to…

Well, okay. There's a difference behind dramatizing something in a movie dramatization based on a specific event and using the audio in a song that, while it may be about sudden loss, is not explicitly about this tragedy. In fact, I don't think that it's explicit that the song is about suddenly losing a loved one and…

TEAM PEETA FOR LIFE! The salute made me giddy.

There are some problematic things about this album...(off the top of my head)

Nope, sorry B.

This is what happens when child stars don't go to school and never encounter academic integrity policies.

Ani DiFranco reminds me of the kind of liberal that I (as a liberal myself) hate the most.

You seem really confident speaking for "many African Americans" and how we feel about slavery.

Confident bordering on arrogant.

Since I actually am African American, and have fam who live in the South, I have serious doubts about the truth of your claim - and, even though I'm actually Black, I wouldn't be arrogant…

Ani DiFranco's non-apology is one of the shittiest I've read in a LONG time - she's like the poster-child for terrible white feminism. Her basic point can be boiled down to "black feminists complained in a way that made me uncomfortable and that's not ok, and terrible things happened everywhere so I can't be expected…

Penabler has started posting "Bet they won't post this on Jezebel" on most Gawker links, which I am finding goddamned hilarious. It's a perfect send-up of the Gawker posters who sneer through their noses at all "Jezzies" while maintaining that they're not anti-feminist or misogynistic.

"People! I ain't people! I'm a... 'a shimmering, glowing star in the cinema firmament.' It says so, right there."

"Whaddya think I am, dumb or something?"

But does she have a duster? It's far more bad-ass than a regular pant suit.

Lena Dunham, no one cares what you think about Beyoncé. Shut it.