Does anyone else really hope this "friend" is Josh Hutcherson? I do.

I don't care about her butt plugs, I just want to know where she got that fabulous pant suit.

That butt plug story reminds me of a young Helen Mirren.

It's noteworthy because it's rare, and it's challenging the stereotype that only youth attracts big sponsorships. So, yeah, I thought it was worth pointing out.

I am stupid when it comes to posting GIFs, so I hope this suffices.

LaBeouf was considered for the role of Loki in "Thor." Dear gawd, what a bullet dodged.

When she's an adult, she can make her own decisions. When she's a kid, she's relying on me to protect her.

"Toughen the fuck up?"

I'm trying to get my daughter through her life without getting molested/touched inappropriately (you know... like pretty much female I know). Sorry if it bothers you so much. No sleepovers for her.

You can take my sleepovers, but you'll never take my Girl Talk!

It's pretty telling that the only way they can get all those false rape accusations they whine about is to manufacture them themselves.

I make a good upper middle class salary. A lot of it paid in alimony right now, but I am comfortable.

She very well may have exceeded her limit. SNAP benefits were reduced starting in November. I bet a bunch of people are still adjusting. :(

Ran into Target last night to grab some food on the way home. And by food, I mean I box of Kraft Mac-n-cheese (yes, I eat like a toddler.)

The thing about kwashiorkor (the distended-belly hunger) is that a lot of clueless Americans look and say, "That kid can't be hungry, look at how fat he is!"

All in the same room, you say?

Sure, some people would describe this as hell. Me? An opportunity.

My darling Lindy,

Thank you for hating this movie as much as I do. IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE! Like, all these "couples" and somehow they intersect and that's magical, particularly because it's Christmas time. Fuck this movie and every other movie that has intersecting love stories (I'm looking at you Valentines Day, et al).

I feel where you're coming from, but looking at that list of movies, only 12 years and the Butler are worthy of any sort of nominations.