I wouldn’t be surprised if he got his doctorate from a box of fucking froot loops.

“doctor”

I’m incredibly jealous. My husband has really severe asthma and I’ve got epilepsy (and a soon to deal with operation) and we started getting ranty phones calls from our GP to remind us to keep our asses out of the stores at the halfway point in this hellscape. And the doc knows how to play dirty. I got several calls…

I would watch this show provided it is hosted by My Pillow guy. 

A grocery store. My perfect contentment and obedience for being able to go into a simple gods bedamned grocery store. I’m tired of bread being thrown into my car under the case of soda and the bag of cat litter. I want to pick out my own produce. I want, god help me, to buy a gallon of milk that I can see before I buy…

I want a show with this twit, Ellen, that bird Sharon Osbourne, and Piers Morgan. Call it “Toxic” and they could interview other toxic assholes every week like Rand Paul, that Bachelor guy and others. Daytime Emmy for sure. People love problematic people.

Meanwhile I’d just like to be able to hug my family again, but hey if y'all need to get your drink on have at it.

Fuck the police

I don’t even need to go that big.

I would make the argument that, if the dishes are piling up like this to the point where anyone with working eyes see they obviously need to be cleaned, then yes, she shouldn’t have to ask.

Christian boarding school?!?

Articles like this remind me what a blessed state we are in to not be assaulted by his face, voice, and tweets, daily. I’m enjoying the reprieve, mightily.

Totally. She looks exactly like Strega Nona. (Also, exactly like every Italian, Ukrainian, Polish, Belorussian, Turkish, Lithuanian, Portuguese, Spanish, Maltese, Romanian, Chechen, and Greek great-grandmother in existence)

I don’t know if Alex Beresford did this on purpose, but rubbing a narcissistic prick like Morgan’s nose publicly in what had to be a major ego blow to him--he’s lucky Morgan didn’t get an AR-15 and go postal on the entire set.  Wow was that fucking delicious to watch.

Who...what...who gives a fuck if she ghosted you, PIERS?! She doesn’t owe you her friendship, and you’re a goddamned journalist, get the fuck over yourself!

This is what I said about Jared Kushner and Penn State for the Trumps.

I honestly don’t see how Harvard can keep its academic reputation if they tenure garbage people like this. Not only are his views horrendous, they are demonstrably false in every single way. People are paying a king’s ransom to have their kid learn straight up lies--the internet can do that for free.

People need to get over this idea that going to or teaching at a place like Harvard means you’re a great all around person. I’ve known several people that went there, and their common personality trait was that they were extremely self-absorbed. This worked in their favor in that they were able to single-mindedly…

I think they were thrilled for the distraction from Andrew the pedophile and Grumpy Charles. 

So the monarchy hasn’t really changed; Kate will withstand anything to stay married (if this is what it’s like); and Heads Together is a bullshit charity if a member of their own can’t get help.