FOR REAL. I was laughing my ass off. It was basically a romantic buddy action comedy. I am stoked for a sequel.

That’s a common thing in trailers though. They’ll often dice up different bits of dialog and remix them into pithier interactions for the ads. And I mean straight up cutting phrases out of sentences and using them to assemble new lines. Drop in ADR, alternate line readings or takes that would be rejected for the film…

It’s very refreshing to see someone on this site that actually liked the movie.

To help with the haters, I saw Venom in the theater and really liked it, bought the Blu-ray, watched it again, still really liked it. As long as they keep Tom Hardy I'm definitely down for a sequel.

Fantastic. Went in with pretty low expectations and ended up having a really good time. I had no idea it made 900 million though, damn.

Damn Lenovo!
There they go, listening to their customers, when they should have been listening to a blogger.

Except the user agreement with facebook doesn’t literally say that and this guy’s lease literally says to keep his car in good condition, which he signed.

Read the paperwork, bro. The policy was there before you got there and it will be there after you leave.

And here I was coming to ask if IG-88 was still canonically dead thanks to Dash Rendar taking him down in Shadows of the Empire.

If they make an attempt to imbibe Bossk with even 20% of the personality he had in the novels and graphic novels, he might be a great addition to the show.

WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT!?!

Clearly, the “author” is short on Tesla. For this being a mile long *test* tunnel built for under $10M in under two years, this is a fine achievement. Emphasis on it being a mile long. How does one expect acceleration to and deceleration from 100-150 mph in such a short distance? Does the “author” want to die on…

I’m having a harder time with the fact that Will Smith is looking a little old...because it makes me feel old too because I remember him as “young” for so long. Sigh. Grandpa needs to sit down.

“Not a long history of Republican judges siding with criminals.” lol

sorry you got glitter in your car 

Maybe move out of the crappy blue state taxing you to death?

What would be great, is if the arresting officers were hit with that “Acting in a manner injurious to a child” charge. 

Tripp’s alleged “sabotage”

It’s less nostalgia for W the man, but for W who had a fucking functioning government that wasn’t filled with a coterie of unrepentant grifters, Fox News blondes, and inexperienced morons

Yay another streaming service!!