Reaching for the positive in this story: ROCK ON, OKLAHOMA KNITTING FEMINISTS.

Sometimes the satire on this sight goes over my heads and I just think the authors are psychotic megalomaniacs.

I personally can't believe that anyone would do this. This shows that some people just have no integrity whatsoever.

Because I don't need to watch it when it's made clear from the descriptor that anyone who doesn't think it's a game is a narrow minded knuckle dragger who is afraid of things they don't understand.

Well I was GOING to watch the video, but when I can see strawman, no true scotsman, AND ad hominem being used in the very first paragraph, it kind of turns me off.

What are you asking here? Why aren't retail workers expected to work like medical professionals, EMTs and police officers? Is that what you're asking?

Her rack is awesome. It really has me interested.

Ugh. What a waste of a talented developer. You already have Heroes of the Storm to fill your F2P multiplayer coffers.

Guest star on Ally McBeal? Way to show your intelligence.

What resolution is your monitor, 1024x768?

How is that you never hear of the people making threats getting caught... The police can battery ram your house and have a chopper hovering above but they don't have the tech to catch some asshole making false accusations?...

Personally, while I don't think our system at Kotaku is perfect, we do appreciate our lively, clever commenters here

I'll start caring when he gets a real job. Do construction work, you privileged man child. Get your hands dirty! Kill some fuckers, or something! Be a hitman!

[sarcasm] stop acquiring more mkv files, from now on only mp4 files for you [/sarcasm]

VLC encountered a problem with Windows

Help others install VLC, like this protester assisting the police with their install!

as long as you ignore the fact that he throws all the garbage in without even glancing at it to check if there are any toys at all.

Which is why I'm working for the same company she did and in the region of space where she disappeared, but let's not make a big psychological thing of it.

Can't say I find this all that humourous! Guess in space, no-one can hear you groan (in despair at awful humour)