It was a mistake...

...he was also handed the opportunity to write and direct himself. Which he also turned down, for no good reason.

Which language should I select in Google Translate?

The V7 is down to $240 on Amazon too.

The V7 is down to $240 on Amazon too.

But how should I un them? If I’m not going to un them in general, something specific should be un with them, right?

So I should my the new HDMI cables from Monster, right? Because Monster make the best cables in the world, right? Or are Beats making HDMI cables now? Because Beats make the best headphones in the world, right?

If you’re opening a gym, sure. For most humans, quit your bullshit.

If you’re opening a gym, sure. For most humans, quit your bullshit.

Sounds like you’re looking for journalism. You won’t find much of that here these days.

You’re so edgy. Can I be you too?

Easy. Push your cart to the door and tell whomever is there to get the fuck out of your way. Worked perfectly for me.

I am smart.

I am smart.

Don’t see the deals? Try pausing your ad blocker.

Don’t see the deals? Try pausing your ad blocker.

You’re right, but you’re nit-picking. He was released from prison, but before he hit the institute, the judge pulled the switcharoo.

Is that you, Brett?

I’m a good person. A decent person. I mean I’m alright.

He bought your mom.

He bought your mom.

This is the kind of article that is the direct result of a severe disconnect from reality.

This is some wildly entertaining outrage.

Bryan Singer directed two very good X-Men movies.

This piece belongs in US Weekly. Or the trash bin. Might be the same things though.