But how should I un them? If I’m not going to un them in general, something specific should be un with them, right?

So I should my the new HDMI cables from Monster, right? Because Monster make the best cables in the world, right? Or are Beats making HDMI cables now? Because Beats make the best headphones in the world, right?

What a fantastically false equivalency.

If you’re opening a gym, sure. For most humans, quit your bullshit.

If you’re opening a gym, sure. For most humans, quit your bullshit.

Oh, I like you bunches.

We all know how this went down.

The watchdog organization complained that Amazon’s terms enable the company to switch out an ordered product with something else...

That is a disgracefully misleading headline. Shame on you.

One of them won’t. There’s always an asshole.

LGBTQI

Why on earth would you need 16GB on this thing? It’s not a Carbon X1, for Christ’s sake.

Unless I have a bajillion Chrome tabs running (which I sometimes do), mine doesn’t do that.

4k on a 13-inch screen is super-useful.*

This is a strange hill to die on.

Seriously, why do people buy these devices?

Superman, a freaking superalien, with a shitload of powers and alternatives, had to straight assassinate the villain.

Bright. I loved it.

Sounds like you’re looking for journalism. You won’t find much of that here these days.

You’re so edgy. Can I be you too?

The fun one at parties, I see.