That headline.

His place has a candy area, and he doesn’t eat candy...

Too far. Too much.

Right? I mean...knifing? What happened to fists and feet? Fists and feet are awesome.

Strong disagree.

Old men do, but I prefer “tail” and, on the very rare occasion that I don’t want to feel as old as I really am, “strange”.

That’s because lots of companies make whiskey, and there’s just too many to blame. But primarily, it’s because they really don’t, and your assertion is dumb as fuck.

Your ‘I’m not an insufferable twat’ disguise is awful.

What, FEMA couldn’t order this shit from Amazon?

Wait...What do you know that we unwashed masses don’t?

Why so many words?

(What stream?)

This is not...national security type data.

New technology? For music?

If you want to be an asshole, that’s fine, but don’t be surprised by a beat-down. ink! decided to be an asshole.

Which is to say, what he said, only not as funny.

Buc-ees

Buc-ees

...his mother is not happy.

Far Cry 4 was just lovely.