Graph paper?

Yeah, but he’s playing football, which means head injuries, and there’s no goddamn way he will ever go pro, hence rising medical costs due to this shitbag rapist.

Ovaries.

But, but, but...snowflakes.

I really don’t understand the outrage in the comments.

What’s the ‘sigh’ about?

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But Laursen claims that Einfeld repeatedly failed to respond to her lawyer’s communications, so she went public with his emails instead of pursuing further legal action.

Liar. He didn’t fire her.

Because nothing is sexier in a sex scene than concerns over STDs.

Those “complaints” needs some heavy-ass quotation marks.

Not gonna lie. Looks like a Franco banged Nicolas’s mom. That’s not a bad thing though.

Would it be fair for me to demand slightly less than 1/5th of a blowjob from them?

Whose wife? The fuck are you talking about?

But you don’t work for Page Six.

How about fuck these women for lumping me in with sexist dickheads?

I like you.

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^^ Check out the snowflake. ^^