Every time I see this marker, I think of Jurassic Park.

Then your food has a shocking amount of bodily fluids in it.

Naturally, but they don’t, hence ‘automatic gratuity’. Glad to see you have a grasp on the situation. If you have more snark, load it the fuck up and let’s go.

Yes, because some customers are assholes.

The fucking fuck?

“The major precedent for sliders is in the professional world of mixing boards. Even those are relatively new, Zeldman says: “The Beatles and John Coltrane were mixed with round faders.””

What?

So heavily edited that they look like screenshots. Christ, just take screenshots.

Wait, wait, wait.

The fuck kind of approach to life is this? Do you know nothing about how love, lust, and marriage work? Jesus fucking Christ. Do you require a goddamn constitution to be ratified, so that every tiny fucking do and do-not is literally spelled out? Are you patently incapable of trust, adventure, and exploration?

I know. It’s almost like they expect a professional adult to make responsible and informed decisions.

That’s pretty close, yeah. I get exactly 12-inches of screen height on my old Dell. Ouch.

That’s pretty close, yeah. I get exactly 12-inches of screen height on my old Dell. Ouch.

Ah, well that certainly makes more sense. Not sure what a Buddhist monastery has to do with this though. 

Ah, well that certainly makes more sense. Not sure what a Buddhist monastery has to do with this though. 

Less than eight and a half inches high? Oof. I really want to want this, but I get five more inches of height out of my thirteen year old 4:3 19-inch that maxes out at 1280 x 1024. At work, mind you. I guess the extra real estate on this would be great for composers. But man, that res. Tiny, tiny, tiny tracks.

Less than eight and a half inches high? Oof. I really want to want this, but I get five more inches of height out of…

Bull-fucking-shit.

Are you sure? I feel like the headline and images weren’t totally fucking clear.

Righteously angry, yet ignorantly righteous.

Righteously angry, yet ignorantly righteous.

LMAO

Funny you mention that, because both of them were drunk, to the point that said pee-pee wouldn’t function properly and couldn’t be put into said vag.

Meh. I thought she was overrated for that movie. Generic antagonist, and all that. Most of her other work, however, yeah, pay her out the wazoo, please.