Oh, man. If only there was another human being on Earth that had, like, you know, a voice or something.

Just a suggestion: Pick a partner that you get along with, that feels like your best friend, that understands you, appreciates you, and respects you. Also, one that you like fucking. I mean really like fucking. Trust me, you’ll be fine.

Holy shit. All the stars. All of them.

Yep, and it explains the dismissive tone of this entire article, but too late to correct it now.

Numbers are cool but they aren’t going to change anything about you or really make that big of an impact in your life.

wut?

Is Spicer writing for Blizzard now?

So Reddit.

So Reddit.

I remain baffled by the ubiquitous belligerent attitude this community takes towards speedrunning.

Just more proof that business should not be run by either old or young people. Both are shockingly stupid.

I’m intrigued with this game since we don’t have many games with an Asian Markiplier protagonist.

It’s a block of wood, and you couldn’t possibly be more pretentious.

It’s a block of wood, and you couldn’t possibly be more pretentious.

Sorry.

Is the droid blue or white?

Boys Scouts are still welcome in the parish.

TL;DR

“The expectation that everyone who ever made it on the Internet’s gotta be constantly connected to their fans all the time 24 hours a day... You have no idea how many of my friends are in therapy just because of this job.”

That thing is hideous.

That thing is hideous.

402THUNDER402 sounds like an insufferable twat.

I have one of these. It works just fine, but...fair warning. Two, actually. First, the light is pretty bright on it. (I have the white model.) Second, it’s surprisingly flimsy.

I have one of these. It works just fine, but...fair warning. Two, actually. First, the light is pretty bright on it.…